I've finally started the editing process of the Great Rutabaga Insurrection! Here are the cast of characters for the story, not listed in any particular order.
PK, the mischievous tyrannical pumpkin and wannabe leader of the world. He’s a sucker for shapely redheads; it’s all Rita Hayworth’s fault. One look at her in 1942 and his head exploded.
Fishy, PK’s trusted lieutenant. The fish crow is loyal to a point, but he doesn’t subscribe to PK’s tyrannical ways. He loves Ruby and Taylor Swift.
Colonel America, a 99 pound soaking wet weakling who was rejected by the US Army in 1942. He was accepted for a top secret project and transformed into America’s Favorite Son. He led the fight against the Nazi war machine. He mysteriously disappeared in May of 1945, only to reappear just as mysteriously in May of 2005.
The Wondrous Amazon, immortal princess of the ‘peace loving’ Amazons that reside inside the Bermuda Triangle; she fought alongside of Colonel America during World War II. She looked for him, but never found him until May of 2005.
Lieutenant Commander Ryan T. Wolf, hotshot naval ace and superheroine sidekick extraordinaire, fine pumpkin aficionado. He has 17 kills to his credit, his first coming over the Adriatic Sea in 1999.
Tara le Fay, she’s the spooky one, not my words, but the words of Flynn Beck. Tara claims to be from another galaxy. A fact that Lieutenant Commander Ryan Wolf confirms, he intercepted her plunging space craft high above the Sierra-Nevada Mountain range. She’s also Ruby’s bestie.
Flynn Beck, reporter turned conspiracy theorist. He quit his job at the Vox News Network to form his own, the Blade Network. He is now one of the leading internet reporters around.
Brooke Wolf, wife of LTC Ryan Wolf. She is the granddaughter of Admiral Doolittle, she’s a trained superheroine. Commander Terry Quinn, CAG (Charge, Air Guard), a holdover from the Vietnam War; Quinn saw limited duty in 1972 before returning to the states.
Amazin’ Amy is Miami’s favorite daughter. The redhead wasn’t born in Miami, but the city claims her nonetheless.
Ruby, she’s Tara’s bestie. The beautiful witch hails from Massachusetts; it’s her job to maintain the balance of power between man’s world and the magical one.
Alex Stone, the kookiest conspiracy theorist around. He hates Flynn Beck, claims he’s part of the New World Order. Stone also has his own radio, Penitentiary Planet.
Admiral Doolittle, the Old Man as he is affectionately called at Gotham Naval Air station. He’s the grandfather of Brooke Wolf. He constantly badgers Ryan and Brooke when they’re going to give him his first great granddaughter.
The Chartreuse Avenger, Charlotte Knight, is a founding member of the Drama City Defenders. She lost her arm during a battle with her former protégé, Darth Ned. She blames her failure on LTC Wolf and Brooke as well.
The Russian Widow (Red Widow) a drop dead gorgeous trained KGB assassin, she too was involved in World War II. She was involved in a similar project as Colonel America, her aging came to a crawl thanks to the project.
Lady Cobalt, a blue haired ninja, is the owner of Cobalt’s Corner. She’s a living breathing magical spell that tragically suffers from ADHD.
Lady Snow, Lady Cobalt’s protégé, is infamous for her shy nature, but don’t let it fool you. Tick her off and she’s worse than her master. You have been warned.
Star Spangled Avenger, stronger than the Wondrous Amazon, but lacks the training.
Super Dan, don’t ask. Just don’t ask.
Pigeon Man, reread Super Dan’s entry.
